今天有什么特价菜 小冰 会计
男朋友打来的电话 亚茗 文员
麻烦你先结一下账 许妍 研究生
那天午饭的七块钱 丁莉 设计师
他垫付了二角钱 肖肖 企宣
在我家吃住的同学 游子 售票员
给自己买个蛋糕吧 容容 网编
In the afternoon, I saw ONLY special jeans trousers at Sun Department Store. I really like the styles and colors. I tried it on and found it was particularly suitable. In fact, it is not expensive, only a little over two hundred yuan after the discount. At that time, I didn’t have any money with me. I went home to talk to my husband at night, but my husband said, “Ah? A pair of jeans is so expensive? It’s not worth buying if you don’t buy it!”
Who doesn’t know him, I wear only famous brands, and there are thousands of suits at every turn! Even a shirt is hundreds. Don’t talk about clothes. He didn’t smoke 21 boxes of cigarettes. He finished smoking in two days! But every time he buys clothes for me, he takes me to the market or stall selling foreign trade clothes and buys that kind of clothes. Give me a fake brand of ten dollars, and said, “Look, how beautiful you are, better than real!” However, he himself never buys clothes in those places.
In my impression, he hasn’t bought me a decent dress since I got married!
What specials do you have today XiaoIce Accountant
“Miss, do you have any specials today?” Every time I go to a restaurant with my husband, he must be like this. First, he calls the waiter and asks if there are specials, and then he opens the recipe to find the cheapest dishes.
I usually do not leave him for this, but sometimes I think that he may not be all because of stinginess, but also for our lives. Besides, I didn’t care too much about the two of us eating. But today, my husband and I had a treat. I have so many good sisters present. I didn’t expect him to be so shameless in front of others. He asked, what do people think! We must feel that we are particularly stingy, and the treats are not sincere.
When he asked the waiter that, I felt the eyes of the sisters all cast on me, burning my face, I really want to go under the table!
A call from boyfriend, Asian Clerk
I was having a meeting at the company, and my cell phone rang. At first sight, it was my boyfriend. I was about to pick up, and he hung up again. So I quickly walked back to the desk and gave him back.
He has a free mobile phone card for answering calls. So every time it was like this. He called my cell phone when he had something to do with me, hung up after only two or three rings, and then waited for me to call. Occasionally, if he answers before I can hang up, he will get furious and ask me: Why do you want to answer! Don’t you know if it costs me money to call?
Occasionally, when he called my cell phone, he hung up after saying a few words in a hurry. However, every time I made a call, including sometimes using my mobile phone, he would chatter on the other end of the phone, regardless of the cost of my mobile phone call.
Could you please check out first, Xu Yan, graduate student
Last weekend, my new boyfriend asked me to sing karaoke.
After sang, the waiter brought the bill, which was 160 yuan in total. After receiving the bill, he fumbled for a long time in his pocket, and then said apologetically to me: “Oh, Xiaoyan, I’m really sorry, I didn’t bring enough money! Can you please check out the bill first?”
I was quite puzzled: Since you took the initiative to ask me out to sing, but you didn’t bring enough money, what’s the point! Although I felt a little weird in my heart, I didn’t say anything for the sake of face, so I paid the bill.
After came out of the cabaret, he took me to the nearby supermarket to buy snacks and drinks. Just when he took out his wallet to pay the bill, I was surprised to find that there were at least a dozen hundred yuan bills in his wallet!
Seven dollars for lunch that day Ding Li Designer
Several colleagues in our department always have AA meals together at noon, so that you can eat more dishes with less money.
When I went to work that day, I left in a hurry and forgot to bring my wallet.
When we were eating together at noon, I said to Zhang Heyan, who was sitting next to me, “Zhang Heyan, I forgot to bring my wallet today. You can help me pay for lunch. I will pay you back tomorrow.”
The next day, the company has a project for me to travel. Only came back a week later. When other people saw me, they humbled and asked. Who knew that the first sentence when he saw me was: “You are finally back. Don’t forget to pay back the seven dollars for lunch that day!”
Actually I was going to pay him back when I was eating at noon!
He paid two dimes in advance Xiao Xiao Enterprise announcement
Xiaoshi is the accountant of our unit, so he is responsible for every activity.
Once, I went mountain climbing and barbecue with my colleagues.
Everyone paid 50 yuan in advance. It’s good to have fun and eat well. When you return to the company the next day, everyone should pay seven yuan and two jiao again. Originally two dimes didn’t matter, and I didn’t have any change, so I only gave seven yuan to Xiaoshi who was in charge of the account. After that, I forgot about it.
Who knew that when everyone organized an event two weeks later, Xiaoshi said that he didn’t want to take care of the account. Everyone asked him why, but he didn’t say anything for a long time. Everyone feels puzzled. Later, Yu, the cashier in his office, told us: Last time I went to mountain climbing and barbecue, he paid for each of you two dimes, and he was not happy.
classmates who eat and live at my house, wanderers, conductors
Last month, a middle school classmate of my husband came to Xi’an on a business trip. Originally, the unit arranged a hotel in a unified manner. He said that he wanted to save some money, so he moved to my house. This stay is seven days.
It doesn’t count for food and lodging at my house, and we almost fully cover his other expenses. He said that he had never been to Xi’an, so we accompany him to visit various attractions and eat at various restaurants with special characteristics. He never paid for the tickets and meals, and even the small expenses such as taking a taxi, buying film and taking pictures, etc., he didn’t get a lot of money! It was a hot day to accompany him, and he didn’t even give us a bottle of water! Too much, when he left, he asked my husband for more than one thousand yuan of accommodation invoices, catering invoices and taxi tickets, saying that he could be reimbursed when he went back.
buy yourself a cake, Rongrong, web editor
When I was about to get off work in the afternoon, my boyfriend’s text message came: “Sorry, dear, today is your birthday, but I can’t accompany you.
There is something in the company, I can’t make it back. Buy yourself a cake and celebrate! Happy birthday!”
I have been with my boyfriend for four years. Only on my birthday in the first year, he symbolically gave me a rose. Since then, every time on my birthday, he has always used his excuse to disappear without a trace. In fact, it doesn’t matter if it’s passed, and it’s nice to send text messages.
However, what makes me wonder is that he never worked overtime on his birthday, and he would definitely hint to me the week before: Honey, what day is next Wednesday? You see, my shirt is all worn out, yes Shouldn’t it be replaced?