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8种小气男人让人倒尽胃口

8种小气男人让人倒尽胃口 我下午在太阳百货看上了一件ONLY的特价仔裤,款式颜色我都特别喜欢,我试穿了一下,发现特别合适。其实也不贵,打完折后才二百块多一点儿。当时我身上没带钱,晚上回家和老公说起来,老公却说:“啊?一条牛仔裤就这么贵啊?不买不买,太不划算了!”

8种小气男人让人倒尽胃口

8种小气男人让人倒尽胃口

我下午在太阳百货看上了一件ONLY的特价仔裤,款式颜色我都特别喜欢,我试穿了一下,发现特别合适。其实也不贵,打完折后才二百块多一点儿。当时我身上没带钱,晚上回家和老公说起来,老公却说:“啊?一条牛仔裤就这么贵啊?不买不买,太不划算了!”

谁不知道他呀,自己穿衣服只穿名牌,一套西服动不动就上千!即使是一件衬衣也是上百的。别说衣服了,他抽的烟也没有下二十一盒的,两天就抽完了!可每次给我买衣服,他就把我带到卖外贸衣服的市场或者摊子,买那种几十块钱的假名牌给我,还说:“你看,你穿上多漂亮呀,比真的都强!”可是,他自己从来不在那些地方买衣服。

我印象里,自从结婚后,他就没有给我买过一件像样点儿的衣服!

今天有什么特价菜 小冰 会计

“小姐,请问你们这里今天有什么特价菜吗?”每次和老公去餐厅吃饭,他肯定会这样,先把服务员叫过来问有没有特价菜,然后就打开菜谱找最便宜的菜点。

平时为了这个我没少数落他,但有时想想他可能也不全是因为小气,还为了我们的生活,再说就我们两个人吃饭,我也就没有太过计较。可是今天我和老公请客,我这么多要好的姐妹都在场啊,没想到他在人前还是这么不给面子。他这么问,让人家怎么想啊!肯定会觉得我们特别抠门,请客没有诚意。

当他这么问服务员的时候,我感到姐妹们的眼光齐刷刷地投向我,烧得我面部灼热,真恨不得钻桌子底下去!

男朋友打来的电话 亚茗 文员

我正在公司开会,手机响了,一看,是男朋友打来的。我正想接,他又挂了。于是我赶紧走回办公桌给他回过去。

他办的是移动的免费接听的电话卡。所以每次都是这样,他有事找我就打我手机,只响两三声就挂断,然后等我打过去。偶尔他还没来得及挂我就接了,他就会大发雷霆,质问我:为什么要接!不知道我打电话要花钱吗?

偶尔,他打我手机的时候也是匆匆忙忙说几句就挂断。可是,每次我打电话过去,包括有时用自己的手机打过去,他就会在电话那头说个喋喋不休,根本不管我的手机打电话是要花钱的。

麻烦你先结一下账 许妍 研究生

上个周末,我新认识的男朋友约我去唱卡拉OK.

唱完后,侍者拿来账单,一共是160元。他接过账单后,在兜里摸索了半天,然后很抱歉地对我说:“哎呀,小妍,实在对不起,我的钱没带够!能不能麻烦你先结一下账?”

我挺纳闷儿的:既然你主动约我出来唱歌,却又不带够钱,什么意思嘛!虽然心里感觉有些怪怪的,但碍于面子,我也没多说什么,就付了账。

从歌厅出来后,他带我去附近的超市买零食和饮料。就在他掏出钱包付账时,我惊异地发现,他的钱包里至少有十几张一百元的钞票!

那天午饭的七块钱 丁莉 设计师

我们部门的几个同事中午总是一起AA制吃饭,这样可以花少的钱吃到更多的菜。

那天上班时我走得比较急,忘了带钱包。

中午一起吃饭的时候,我对坐在我旁边的章和严说:“章和严,我今天忘带钱包了,午饭钱你先帮我垫一下,明天我把钱还给你。”

第二天,公司有个项目让我出差。一个星期之后才回来。别人见了我都嘘寒问暖一番,谁知道他见了我第一句就是:“你终于回来了,那天午饭的七块钱可别忘了还啊!”

其实我正准备中午吃饭的时候还他呢!

他垫付了二角钱 肖肖 企宣

小石是我们单位的会计,所以,每次活动都是由他负责管账。

一次,和单位同事一起去爬山、烧烤。

大家每人预交了50元。玩好吃好,第二天回公司算账,每个人应该再补交七元二角。本来二角钱无所谓的事儿,我也没有零钱,所以,我就只给了管账的小石七元钱。过后,也就把这事儿忘了。

谁知道隔了两个星期大家再组织活动时,小石说什么也不愿意管账了。大伙儿问他为什么,他吭吭唧唧半天不说。大家觉得很纳闷儿。后来,和他一个办公室的出纳小于告诉我们:上次去爬山、烧烤,你们每个人的二角钱都是他垫的,他不太高兴。

在我家吃住的同学 游子 售票员

上个月,我老公的一个中学同学来西安出差。本来单位统一安排了宾馆,他说想省点儿钱,便住到了我家。这一住就是七天。

在我家吃住不算,他的其他花费我们也几乎包圆了。他说没来过西安,于是我们便陪着他去各个景点转,去各个有特色的餐厅吃饭。门票和餐费他从来不掏不说,就连坐出租车、买胶卷照相等等小的开销他也一毛不拔!大热天地陪他转,他竟然连一瓶水都没给我们主动买过!更过分的是,他走的时候还问我老公要了一千多块的住宿发票、餐饮发票和出租车票,说回去可以报销。

给自己买个蛋糕吧 容容 网编

下午快下班的时候,男朋友的短信来了:“对不起啊,亲爱的,今天是你的生日,我却不能陪你。

公司里有事,实在是赶不回来了。给自己买个蛋糕吧,好好庆祝一下!生日快乐!”

和男朋友在一起四年了。只有第一年我生日的时候,他象征性地送了我一枝玫瑰花。自从那以后,每次我生日的时候他总是借口工作忙消失无踪。其实过不过也没有关系,发条短信也挺温馨的。

可是,让我想不通的是,他生日的时候从来没加过班,而且肯定会在前一周就暗示我:亲爱的,下周三是什么日子呀?你看,我的衬衣都旧了,是不是该换新的了?

In the afternoon, I saw ONLY special jeans trousers at Sun Department Store. I really like the styles and colors. I tried it on and found it was particularly suitable. In fact, it is not expensive, only a little over two hundred yuan after the discount. At that time, I didn’t have any money with me. I went home to talk to my husband at night, but my husband said, “Ah? A pair of jeans is so expensive? It’s not worth buying if you don’t buy it!”

Who doesn’t know him, I wear only famous brands, and there are thousands of suits at every turn! Even a shirt is hundreds. Don’t talk about clothes. He didn’t smoke 21 boxes of cigarettes. He finished smoking in two days! But every time he buys clothes for me, he takes me to the market or stall selling foreign trade clothes and buys that kind of clothes. Give me a fake brand of ten dollars, and said, “Look, how beautiful you are, better than real!” However, he himself never buys clothes in those places.

In my impression, he hasn’t bought me a decent dress since I got married!

What specials do you have today XiaoIce Accountant

“Miss, do you have any specials today?” Every time I go to a restaurant with my husband, he must be like this. First, he calls the waiter and asks if there are specials, and then he opens the recipe to find the cheapest dishes.

I usually do not leave him for this, but sometimes I think that he may not be all because of stinginess, but also for our lives. Besides, I didn’t care too much about the two of us eating. But today, my husband and I had a treat. I have so many good sisters present. I didn’t expect him to be so shameless in front of others. He asked, what do people think! We must feel that we are particularly stingy, and the treats are not sincere.

When he asked the waiter that, I felt the eyes of the sisters all cast on me, burning my face, I really want to go under the table!

A call from boyfriend, Asian Clerk

I was having a meeting at the company, and my cell phone rang. At first sight, it was my boyfriend. I was about to pick up, and he hung up again. So I quickly walked back to the desk and gave him back.

He has a free mobile phone card for answering calls. So every time it was like this. He called my cell phone when he had something to do with me, hung up after only two or three rings, and then waited for me to call. Occasionally, if he answers before I can hang up, he will get furious and ask me: Why do you want to answer! Don’t you know if it costs me money to call?

Occasionally, when he called my cell phone, he hung up after saying a few words in a hurry. However, every time I made a call, including sometimes using my mobile phone, he would chatter on the other end of the phone, regardless of the cost of my mobile phone call.

Could you please check out first, Xu Yan, graduate student

Last weekend, my new boyfriend asked me to sing karaoke.

After    sang, the waiter brought the bill, which was 160 yuan in total. After receiving the bill, he fumbled for a long time in his pocket, and then said apologetically to me: “Oh, Xiaoyan, I’m really sorry, I didn’t bring enough money! Can you please check out the bill first?”

I was quite puzzled: Since you took the initiative to ask me out to sing, but you didn’t bring enough money, what’s the point! Although I felt a little weird in my heart, I didn’t say anything for the sake of face, so I paid the bill.

After    came out of the cabaret, he took me to the nearby supermarket to buy snacks and drinks. Just when he took out his wallet to pay the bill, I was surprised to find that there were at least a dozen hundred yuan bills in his wallet!

Seven dollars for lunch that day Ding Li Designer

Several colleagues in our department always have AA meals together at noon, so that you can eat more dishes with less money.

When I went to work that day, I left in a hurry and forgot to bring my wallet.

When we were eating together at noon, I said to Zhang Heyan, who was sitting next to me, “Zhang Heyan, I forgot to bring my wallet today. You can help me pay for lunch. I will pay you back tomorrow.”

The next day, the company has a project for me to travel. Only came back a week later. When other people saw me, they humbled and asked. Who knew that the first sentence when he saw me was: “You are finally back. Don’t forget to pay back the seven dollars for lunch that day!”

Actually I was going to pay him back when I was eating at noon!

He paid two dimes in advance Xiao Xiao Enterprise announcement

Xiaoshi is the accountant of our unit, so he is responsible for every activity.

Once, I went mountain climbing and barbecue with my colleagues.

Everyone paid 50 yuan in advance. It’s good to have fun and eat well. When you return to the company the next day, everyone should pay seven yuan and two jiao again. Originally two dimes didn’t matter, and I didn’t have any change, so I only gave seven yuan to Xiaoshi who was in charge of the account. After that, I forgot about it.

Who knew that when everyone organized an event two weeks later, Xiaoshi said that he didn’t want to take care of the account. Everyone asked him why, but he didn’t say anything for a long time. Everyone feels puzzled. Later, Yu, the cashier in his office, told us: Last time I went to mountain climbing and barbecue, he paid for each of you two dimes, and he was not happy.

classmates who eat and live at my house, wanderers, conductors

Last month, a middle school classmate of my husband came to Xi’an on a business trip. Originally, the unit arranged a hotel in a unified manner. He said that he wanted to save some money, so he moved to my house. This stay is seven days.

It doesn’t count for food and lodging at my house, and we almost fully cover his other expenses. He said that he had never been to Xi’an, so we accompany him to visit various attractions and eat at various restaurants with special characteristics. He never paid for the tickets and meals, and even the small expenses such as taking a taxi, buying film and taking pictures, etc., he didn’t get a lot of money! It was a hot day to accompany him, and he didn’t even give us a bottle of water! Too much, when he left, he asked my husband for more than one thousand yuan of accommodation invoices, catering invoices and taxi tickets, saying that he could be reimbursed when he went back.

buy yourself a cake, Rongrong, web editor

When I was about to get off work in the afternoon, my boyfriend’s text message came: “Sorry, dear, today is your birthday, but I can’t accompany you.

There is something in the company, I can’t make it back. Buy yourself a cake and celebrate! Happy birthday!”

I have been with my boyfriend for four years. Only on my birthday in the first year, he symbolically gave me a rose. Since then, every time on my birthday, he has always used his excuse to disappear without a trace. In fact, it doesn’t matter if it’s passed, and it’s nice to send text messages.

However, what makes me wonder is that he never worked overtime on his birthday, and he would definitely hint to me the week before: Honey, what day is next Wednesday? You see, my shirt is all worn out, yes Shouldn’t it be replaced?

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